Through the naughtiest night I’ll soar, I’ll wade through pools of rancid gore
I’ll slide through clumps where maggots squirm, I’ll skin dive where piranhas churn
I’ll tread the reeking oozing swamp, through corpse-filled quicksand beds I’ll stomp
Through vampire nests I’ll make my way, through werewolf nests I’ll pass today
I’ll lift your coffin lid, my dear, my nose will tell me you’re still there
I’ll realize my lifelong dream, to wish you happy Halloween