Count Fucking Chocula!

Yes. This is what I’m talking about.

It is one of life’s greatest mysteries why Count Chocula is not readily available. Used to be, it was only carried in certain grocery stores. Then, it was only carried in certain stores around Halloween. Now, you can only find it at Target. And make no mistake, it raises Target’s stock considerably to me.

Besides the motif, which has obvious appeal, it’s simply one of the better tasting cereals out there. It’s like Cocoa Puffs with little vanilla marshmallows inside. Supermarket cereal aisles are packed to the brim with hundreds of shitty cereals, and there’s no market for Count Chocula? Even with my bias I find that hard to believe. Who’s still eating Corn Pops? And Kix? And Honey Grams?

Oh well. The bright side is, as long as Target keeps carrying it around Halloween I can make it another thing to look forward to in the season. And the picture above is not messed up – I bought two boxes.

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